British sarcasm

Top notch

Archbishop of Banterbury level even

Righto let's be off then

Alright lads, let's clear up that Muslim mist after a good slap-up meal of Nando's. Washed down with a couple of cups of tea

With extra rich tea and digestive biscuits

Did you bring the biscuits Alan? You didn't? You're an absolute tosser mate

Oh bollocks
I just nip back and pop in Waitrose

I think Sainsbury's have an offer on at the moment. If you buy a pack of Rich Tea you get a free teabag

PG tips?

Of course, only the best

:D I'll bring the milk

I'll bring the mugs

Sassy, can you get the sugar?

Sure! Make sure the tea is served in the Royal Weddings celebratory set

What kind of barbarian has sugar in their tea? Are you secretly American? Bloody Yank!

How are you all so rich? I do all my shopping in Aldi or Lidl

*gasps*
Waitrose is rich. I shop at Tesco

poppycock, COSTCO, Sainsbury's or ASDA is where its at

Costco is bae
I don't do Sainsbury's or ASDA

Donuts and cakes go for dirt cheap at Sainsbury's lol

Lol, I think they're cheap at all supermarkets

Krispy Kreme though....

They're cheap there? They cost about £12 a box in tesco

They're the same price, I was just pointing out they're awesome lol

Oh, lol