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Man that gives cancer
1 year ago by
ulias
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creativedragonbaby
· 1 year ago
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That's not perfect, that's BORING
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dimebag
· 1 year ago
I actually do a lot of these and I agree with you
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wtf_r_cats
· 1 year ago
I'm everything except for prays daily and 5 am wake up time
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matthewg
· 1 year ago
Well, I touch alcohol ONCE in awhile. I'm trying to be perfect, though.
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lorado1
· 1 year ago
This has been my life style for over a year now. I'm content with it. I'm not in jail either. Its become routine for me.
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raven
· 1 year ago
I do all of that except pray daily and waking up and going to sleep at those times cause I work the night shift
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shrekislove_
· 1 year ago
@kittyrawrrawr
... punctuality is important!!
deleted
· 1 year ago
If you're in prison!!
shrekislove_
· 1 year ago
Well I might just go to prison!!! It's the only way I'll be on time anymore
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deleted
· 1 year ago
I'm only sometimes late!!!
shrekislove_
· 1 year ago
... like every single day, ever?
deleted
· 1 year ago
...not very late!!
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guest
· 1 year ago
Yeah, there are three things on this list that would place him under " nightmare" rather than "perfect"
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matthewg
· 1 year ago
I'll bite.
Is one of them "hits the bed at 9pm sharp"?
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guest
· 1 year ago
Dis sounds like a bitch nigga
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Is one of them "hits the bed at 9pm sharp"?