"oh yeah, well now I'm Johnny 14 guns"

Pardon my dead meme, but I'm Johnny over 9000 guns

Well then I'm over 9000+1 guns

Well I'm Johnny infinite guns

Yeah, well I'm Johnny infinity + 1 guns >:U

>:C
Thats not how this works!

fIGHT ME, JOHNNY >:U

How bout I don't

That's right, you have less guns

Nuh uh
I'm American
I own all of the guns

phuck

Fite me m8

we use swearing, beer bottles, kitchen knives and clever words for combat here

We use bad grammar, boozed drinks, every gun you can think of and our terrible school system to fight

At least our free healthcare will help us get back up faster than you >:D

Ah, damn it. You got me there

... Aussie mate, I'll put you both in our forests and laugh as you realize that guns run out of bullets eventually. -claps hands together and attempts to laugh evilly, but ends up sounding like a dying walrus- Well, I tried, and that's all that matters in the end...