I've said it before, but we mostly just do it out of paranoia. We know we won't be doing the tumble, but anything can happen on a first date. He might do something hot, and the panties might just fall by themselves. You never know. xD We just want to feel comfortable and safe on the first date.
Fucking
Doing the dirty
Having sex
A bit of the ol' cunning linguistics
Little Jack horny
Rumpleforeskin
The bone dance
The horizontal mumbo
Just to name a few
Well it was a Mrs Doubtfire reference so I guess it's not supposed to
I also forgot "sink the sub" and "park the porpoise",as well as "going down payment"
There was a post earlier this week on why men manscape and it makes perfect sense. Being married it doesn't matter as much but a man still needs to get a nice bushwhacking every once in a while lol
Doing the dirty
Having sex
A bit of the ol' cunning linguistics
Little Jack horny
Rumpleforeskin
The bone dance
The horizontal mumbo
Just to name a few
But it doesn't sound very sexy
I also forgot "sink the sub" and "park the porpoise",as well as "going down payment"
pre-bride test drive
and my all time favorite the double-sidewalk gut crunch