I'm Henry the eighth and had six sorry wives. Some may say I ruined their lives..

FFS @title
Now the song is in my head

Married beheaded and died, married beheaded survived

*laughs in olde english*

Has everyone watched that video?

Clearly Henry ruined Catherine

Let's use it until it becomes a thing

Horrible history ftw lads

Henry the VIII was a big fat man
He liked to stuff his face in the frying pan
If he only stayed away from the cookie jar
He wouldn't have ended up like Dracula!

The American equivalent of that song would be "Old Dan Tucker"

I FUCKING LOVE HORRIBLE HISTORIES