Im not objectifying men. If you haven't noticed, I'm a man and if I was installing those lights that's what they would be for because there definitely isn't any book reading going on in my bed.
It's a joke. I'm just acting like the stereotypical triggered feminazi would act if it was a female instead of a male. Basically to prove a point about double standards
My life, it's falling apart and I'm pretty sure I need a lover to glue me together