Bastards!

She had the largest collection of collections lol jk

"I think I did OK."

"You idiots, I was supposed to be cremated"

You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story.
(Yes I just did a Hamilton song)

'I know one thing which never dies; the judgement of a dead man's life"
-Hávamál, Gestaþáttr, 77

"Not Buried Here - Immortal As Of Dawn Of The Cyborg Age in 2030 But Plot Was Prepaid (currently piloting for SpaceX, if returning borrowed money or objects please place in dropbox below to be claimed upon return from Mars)"

Killed by potato

Here lies- oh who fucking cares I'm dead and joining the skeleton army

lol bye losers

"The only secret i actually took to my grave is having told everyone else's secrets. Sorry"

"I demand a second opinion"

That is what Spike Milligan has on his grave

"Damn it"

I made fun of senpais art

here lies ashley, along with this conversation lmao bye

RIP in peace