And then you can't do anything without feeling stressed and miserable

Meeeee so true

I found a loop hole! I can't be stressed if I'm dead

I HAVE THIS PROBLEM THIS IS MY ENTORE LIFE

That definitely describes how I was in college. It was always like: 20 page research paper and an associated presentation due in two days? I should get started on that tomorrow. My justification was that the information would be fresh in my head for the presentation.

This is so freaking meeeeeeee!!! Hahaha