Master Bullshitter

Yeah right.

Me and my friend would always share summer book assignments and he would always get a better grade despite not having read either of the books. He'd just switch out some words and make vague statements with info from spark notes

A wise man once said
"If you can't blow them away with brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit"

In my school essays you have to include evidence from the book as quotes or you fail

This could also be titled "Why I hate pretentious fucking Lit majors"

*searches up book review*

I hatd to write a summary of Robinson Crusoe (the book) I got a 5 (A) without reading a letter from the book

im starting to really not like these at all

I get this is upthumb bait, but...could you not.