What will probably happen to these

Some people will probably put these in their butts I guarantee

Where can I buy this?

well this is actualyl great, all you need is a box to put them in after use so you don't lose them. easy.

I don't know what I've lost quicker, my (nonexistent) wireless earbuds or my will to live

Do you want to get Cybermen? Because that's how you get Cybermen