Pro tip guys, remember this

Or I'll look you in the eyes with the ''touch me again and even Satan can't save you''

Well then

* boyfriend tries to run fingers through my hair *
" BABE I HAVE HAIR DYE IN "

I'll just get angry. I hate people's sweaty hands tugging at my hair.

I was once on the subway and some drunk older guy kept talking about my hair and wanted to touch it. When I wasn't taking any of his shit, he said, "Geez, it's a compliment!" This post does not apply to strangers!

My girlfriend gets annoyed if I try cause she always thinks her hairs messy

This girl at my work always plays with my hair . Ugh she is such a tease

Instructions unclear, got a restraining order.

Instructions unclear, got a restraining order.