When arson is more preferable than finals

I'd love to be hiring someone who spent a day in college and got their degree

*sees shuttle bus*
*runs in front of it at the last second*
Oh well, guess I get free tuition

Someone take one for the team

Did the fire in Florida taken down a university yet?

Hmmm, that must be what the South African students saw somewhere and decided to destroy their universities...

*takes my lighter and lighterfluid and walks to the next university*...oh.. i forgot, i'm not a student :(

My university clarified this year that getting hit by a shuttle doesn't automatically mean you get free tuition