Have always thought about this.

*Blap BlAp bLAp bLaP*

I would like a Superman with a more aloof perspective on things. We kind of get that in Man of Steel but Nothing baring kryptonite or red solar energy really hurt him. I could just seem him kinda flying at mach 10 and crashing in a parking lot cus he wanted to grab a pizza to take home

The second one looks like the villain from lazytown

He bulletproof though. That won't do anything to him