Overly protective dad

And then the dad comes over and notices splooge on the blanket

Get yourself some BCG's

Getting so involved in your kids sexual life is weird as fuck

I don't think he's overly protective, I think he's a ...coolfella

Wow that's creepy as fuck. The title should be "misogynistic, outdated, over-controlling dictator, parading as parental figure, forces backwater societal norms on impressionable youth"