Any experts here know what kind of snake is this?

You're thinking of geese

No, swans (or lesser orange-beaked snakes as shown here) are definitely arseholes. They hiss and flap at you when you get close, and they're actually quite big so it can be intimidating

My oldest brother was attacked by one of these majestic fuckers. Well he deserved it though lol. He was making the same sound he heard the babies following a mama and daddy swan make. And the daddy thought he had one so attacked him. lol It bruised my brother's arm and whole right side as my brother tried to curl into a ball. lol it even bit him pretty hard. It ripped off parts of his coat. He had to give up trying to wait for the swan to stop because it wouldn't stop so he booked it for the car and once inside the thing still tried to attack him. lol he just honked his horn at me to get my ass in the car so he can escape. But I couldn't get off the floor from laughing so hard. I literally was on the ground holding my sides gasping for air from laughing to hard.

Professional rowing teams will cancel matches and practices if there is even a single swan on the lake.

Is no fren. Birb snek will do a bite to enyone near

With toothes on it's tung

but i luv birb sneks