Oh shit. I thought I was stupid okay let's crank it up
I once bloodied my elbow because my bike fell over onto road. I was literally too lazy to move and just boom, bloodied my elbow.
I bruised my arm by turning the corner of my apartment.
I once fell down the stairs because I had a sandwich and was using both hands to eat it
I was once at a sleepover and I was high on Oreos and kool aid and I thought it would be funny to put te sleeping bag over my head and walk around, and long story short I fell down the stairs and got a concussion
Sprained my ankle as a kid climbing a tree i got it stuck in a v where the trunk splits in two my mum had to break up a couple to get help as they were the only people there he managed to pull it enough for me to get my foot free
It was a plastic bright green frisbee roughly the circumference of a basketball. At least if it was my shield, it would've been more badass.
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When I was a kid for some crazy reason I thought it would be fun to play "the floor is lava" in my living room. I jumped from a couch and directly on a glass table. I cut open my leg and I still have a scar on my butt from falling through the glass.
It wasn't especially windy so I was running backwards in a field trying to get it in the air, stepped in a hole and stuck my arm out to catch myself but landed on the top of my hand instead of palm down. It was dumb but I was a kid lol
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Ha for some reason I thought that you got your hand stuck on the string and it pulled your arm too hard! (But that would be impossible)
I once ran over my own foot. Dad was teaching us how to ride the motor-trike at my grandparents' farm, and had polished the seat. Which made it slippery. I went around the first corner too fast, put my foot down instinctively, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground with my left shoe halfway between the trike and myself.
I also once burned my finger on a drill bit that Dad had just been using to drill through bricks. While telling my sister not to touch it because it was hot from drilling through bricks and she'd burn herself if she touched it.
Mostly the touristy places use that junk (I mean really, just look at it). A lot of the good places my family and friends go to use American, which is more traditional I think, or provolone, which is THE BEST!
Seeing as you are from Philly I think you know that people get into big heated arguments over which is better. So we will leave this at you perfer that type of cheese and my husband and I prefer our type of cheese. Yours isn't bad but me and my husband found we prefer cheez whiz. And ours isn't bad just you prefer yours. Both have people that love it our way or yours.
We do a simple meat recipe. Grilled onion and green peppers than toss in the sliced steak and season with nothing but salt and pepper.
We have to so my baby girl can have some. She has CGERD and is highly allergic to any spice as well. She can have bell peppers as long as it is fully cooked not raw.
And yes we loved them. They were for my hubbys fathers day dinner. He even took them to work. He LOVES them lol
Chronic gastroesophageal reflux disease it goes beyond the normal simple throwing up stomach acid. It takes over her whole life. We call it her special tummy but really it is life threatening for her. She is so much affected by it that a simple raw bell pepper can send her to the ER. And if she was given a jalapeno she has to stay for the night. She ends up vomiting so hard she vomits blood. As a baby she couldn't even breastfeed or use formula because milk also affects her. If it is not the right conditions she becomes violently ill. And sometimes for no reason at all she becomes sick and vomits. And every time she vomits it isnt like "Mommy I don't feel good I think I might throw up." Than vomits a little. "Ok I feel better now."
No it is projectile vomit that doesnt stop till she is empty and than it is a crying vomit covered little girl croaking because her throat hurts "mommy help!" Than more vomit.
It is a the worst thing ever on her little body and she was born with it.
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Damn, I'm really sorry to hear that, can it be treated?
Sadly just the symptoms not the problem. She will have it for life.
Apparently it can be genetic because my Dad suffered from it as well which I didn't know till he passed away.
sprained my toe going down a waterslide (stubbed it while getting on, went down screaming in pain), A couple years before that I sprained a different toe from a 10 ft tree branch randomly falling out of a perfectly healthy tree and landing directly on my toe (would have lost my toe if i was wearing sandals, also that tree has been recently cut down)
When I was little, I jumped up to reach the string for the light switch, missed and sliced the top of my finger off with a razor blade. There was blood everywhere.
Fell off a couch and hit my head on a glass table. Had to get stitches and now have a little bald spot. Ended up blaming on my brother even though I was alone in the room.
At age 4, I got cut on a broken piggy bank because it was glass and I couldn't see the shard.
At age 5, I got hit in the head with a tire iron because I was spinning in circles and couldn't stop its momentum.
At age 6, I got a deep cut 1/4 down the length of my right forearm barely missing the main vein because I was cutting a stress ball with a razor blade.
At age 7, I rode at high speed straight into a group of trees because I was too distracted to steer the bicycle.
At age 9, I fell into a swimming pool during winter because I was poking holes in the ice with a pole and applied my body weight.
And finally, t age 10, I fell off the monkey bars on the school playground because I was trying to do flips and spins.
A lot of it was, "walk it off".
The only ones there that we went to the hospital for was the tire iron and the stress ball.
Gonna say it now, I'm making an assumption about the tire iron. My memories of that moment are completely out of wack.
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Tore the ligaments in my ankle by running over my own foot while showing. Pulled them so bad I also cracked the bone. If course, I found all this out 5 weeks after the fact when i finally got X-rays...
On another note, I've also pulled a hamstring getting out of bed. >.>
Prepare yourselfs,
I sprained my shins by jogging, could barely walk for 4 weeks.
I broke my hand on 3 places trying to catch myself falling from (3 steps) the stairs.
I broke my other hand sliding on grass.
Dislocated my knee while jumping on the trampoline.
Dislocated my shoulder while milking a jumpy cow.
Bruised my elbow because I fell of my bike while trying to get on my bike.
Broke my toe by hitting it on a cupboard.
Dislocated and broke my hip while getting on my horse when she spooked.
Sprained my spine and ribs by getting hit of a horse by a tree.
Got a concussion by opening the cardoor slightly too violent.
Almost tore my kneebands in gym class while jogging, continued gymclass because the teacher was a dick who didn't let anyone rest or took injuries serious. Still have an instable knee from that.
Got a tiny hole in my eyeball because I neede to mow some gras/weed down because it was too high to properly mow with some sort of electrical mower. Used a scythe and somehow touched a thistle that projectiled his spikes towards my face, got 2 spikes in my eye and the rest around my eye.
Broke my foot because a very large girl wearing heels jumped from a bench and landed on my foot.
Also got an infection in my middlefinger because I was bitten by a rat who I had to hold to be euthanised. Had to wear a huge bandage over it because I work with animals and my joints could have gotten infected too.
A couple of years back I decided I wanted to heat up some potato soup for my lunch. I popped it into the microwave and set a timer to get it out. When the microwave dinged, I was reading a really good book. So INSTEAD of putting the book down, I attempted to get the boiling hot soup out of the microwave with one hand (my bad hand as well). I failed. The boiling hot soup poured out of its container and covered me from my chest to my feet. That's how I have third-degree burns.
Playing football with my brother, our family dog got in the way as i was running for the ball, so i jumped over him, landed awkwardly and broke right ankle. Thought i only sprined it and limped to school the next day, by lunchtime i hopped home and got my dad to drive me to the hospital.
Spent the entire summer hoildays in cast
When i was in the 7th grade the entire class and i were running and someone yelled my name. As i turned to look i went knee first into a bench flipped and fucked up my knee pretty bad. Used crutches for 2 months
Then there was this one time i was putting my cloths in the dryer and i punched the thing that sticks out to keep the little door shut took a chunk out of my knuckle. Now i have a scar
My friends and I were in a hotel and I had my towel on so I was jumping up and down my bed when I missed the bed and I hurt my.........(idk)butt bone...... so bad that I could not sit properly for a very long time
Fell off a 2 meter apple tree - almost no injuries
Closed a pocket knife into my finger - still have the scar
Fell on a metal hook sticking out of the ground with my knee - ripped out a chunk of flesh, had to get it sewn back together, still have the scar.
There is more, but these are the main ones. Follow for more dumb shit like this (jk)
I regulary cut my fingers on bread in the bakery. Not by cutting it, but the seeds on top are so sharp at times, you really gotta be careful.
I once broke my pinky toe by running through a doorway and underestimating the size of my foot, so yeah I totally rammed it into the doorframe.
And when I was like 12, I was riding my bike with my Mom, wanted to show her something and lost balance, so I rode straight into a bush, fell over, hit my head and had to go to hospital with a concussion and memory loss.
I tore ligaments in my ankle when I fell over rollerskating. This was about a month ago and I'm 18 years old. It was my first time. There were toddlers skating better than me and I went to the hospital
My dad once stepped in a tiny hole and broke his ankle and then the next day, broke his other ankle after slipping off a step. He ended up landing face first in a dudes crotch too
I had an ingrown toenai that I clipped with nail clippers and gave my self a small cut the day before going on a cruise. The resulting bone infection led to me almost being airlifted to shore. Six months and three operations later, I ended up having about two inches of bone removed from my foot. An ingrown f'ing toenail.
I lost my footing while jogging down a steep path, tripped forward into the side of a parked van, then tripped backwards on the curb, knocked myself out and got concussion.
I was jogging/walking swiftly down our steep path to get to the car..lost my footing, tripped forward into a parked van, rebounded and tripped backwards on the curb hitting my head on the pavement- knocked myself out and got a concussion.
I once bloodied my elbow because my bike fell over onto road. I was literally too lazy to move and just boom, bloodied my elbow.
I bruised my arm by turning the corner of my apartment.
I once fell down the stairs because I had a sandwich and was using both hands to eat it
*puts on sunglasses*
cool
We have to so my baby girl can have some. She has CGERD and is highly allergic to any spice as well. She can have bell peppers as long as it is fully cooked not raw.
And yes we loved them. They were for my hubbys fathers day dinner. He even took them to work. He LOVES them lol
No it is projectile vomit that doesnt stop till she is empty and than it is a crying vomit covered little girl croaking because her throat hurts "mommy help!" Than more vomit.
It is a the worst thing ever on her little body and she was born with it.
Apparently it can be genetic because my Dad suffered from it as well which I didn't know till he passed away.
At age 4, I got cut on a broken piggy bank because it was glass and I couldn't see the shard.
At age 5, I got hit in the head with a tire iron because I was spinning in circles and couldn't stop its momentum.
At age 6, I got a deep cut 1/4 down the length of my right forearm barely missing the main vein because I was cutting a stress ball with a razor blade.
At age 7, I rode at high speed straight into a group of trees because I was too distracted to steer the bicycle.
At age 9, I fell into a swimming pool during winter because I was poking holes in the ice with a pole and applied my body weight.
And finally, t age 10, I fell off the monkey bars on the school playground because I was trying to do flips and spins.
Since then I've bound myself to my room.
-just another normal day at timebenders house-
The only ones there that we went to the hospital for was the tire iron and the stress ball.
Gonna say it now, I'm making an assumption about the tire iron. My memories of that moment are completely out of wack.
On another note, I've also pulled a hamstring getting out of bed. >.>
I sprained my shins by jogging, could barely walk for 4 weeks.
I broke my hand on 3 places trying to catch myself falling from (3 steps) the stairs.
I broke my other hand sliding on grass.
Dislocated my knee while jumping on the trampoline.
Dislocated my shoulder while milking a jumpy cow.
Bruised my elbow because I fell of my bike while trying to get on my bike.
Broke my toe by hitting it on a cupboard.
Dislocated and broke my hip while getting on my horse when she spooked.
Sprained my spine and ribs by getting hit of a horse by a tree.
Got a concussion by opening the cardoor slightly too violent.
Almost tore my kneebands in gym class while jogging, continued gymclass because the teacher was a dick who didn't let anyone rest or took injuries serious. Still have an instable knee from that.
Broke my foot because a very large girl wearing heels jumped from a bench and landed on my foot.
Also got an infection in my middlefinger because I was bitten by a rat who I had to hold to be euthanised. Had to wear a huge bandage over it because I work with animals and my joints could have gotten infected too.
I think those are some of my dumbest injuries.
Spent the entire summer hoildays in cast
Then there was this one time i was putting my cloths in the dryer and i punched the thing that sticks out to keep the little door shut took a chunk out of my knuckle. Now i have a scar
Closed a pocket knife into my finger - still have the scar
Fell on a metal hook sticking out of the ground with my knee - ripped out a chunk of flesh, had to get it sewn back together, still have the scar.
There is more, but these are the main ones. Follow for more dumb shit like this (jk)
They had to take me into surgery..
I once broke my pinky toe by running through a doorway and underestimating the size of my foot, so yeah I totally rammed it into the doorframe.
And when I was like 12, I was riding my bike with my Mom, wanted to show her something and lost balance, so I rode straight into a bush, fell over, hit my head and had to go to hospital with a concussion and memory loss.
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