Creation of matter would be impossible, given the amount of energy it takes, and given the fact that this is a magical wooden puppet that has no actual source of power, other than the given bullshit that allows it to move and talk, it couldn't generate the amount of energy to actually create new matter. So, that wood has to be coming from somewhere. Most likely, it's absorbing nearby material, converting it to wood, and then adding it to it's nose. If that idiot keeps that up, trying to stay warm, he won't even have a fireplace left. He could just burn the table, it seems sizeable enough. Or the puppet, given the fact that it seems to be alive, it might burn for a while.
Don't care. Honestly, given my name, do you think I'm gonna be sunshine and rainbows, and try to make people like me? I'm here because I feel that someone should say what a lot of people are thinking. Do I offend you? Do my harmless words, based on satire, the truth, and shitty comedy actually hurt your feelings?
Yeah, pretty much. Kinda funny how we're doing the same convo on two posts here. Feel free to dislike me, I don't care. I don't even expect this account to last too long, because, well, I'm apparently gonna offend people with shitty jokes.
I mean theres saying "what people feel" and then theres saying "hurr durr, disney makes no sense, talking puppets and magical kisses hurr durr".
You babble pseudo science in a fucking farytale, and then proceed to say "he could burn the table", which is a very smart solution that isn't the least bit shortsighted.
You babble pseudo science in a fucking farytale, and then proceed to say "he could burn the table", which is a very smart solution that isn't the least bit shortsighted.