You don't need sunscreen when you have a friend like her

Oh my word.
Who needs gravity, when your friend generates her own?

Help! That man is stuck under a beached whale!

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend

Rare footage of the world's second largest land animal interacting with humans (colourised)

Hey, don't make fun of fat people
They've got enough on their plates

I think that's called an eclipse

This reminds me of the movie Norbit

Is he dead...