TSA can mind their buisness and wait. They'll have their chance to fondle my junk soon enough.
In the meantime, I'm having drink with the crazy lady.
Back when I flew regularly, at 730 AM I was probably coming off of a 12-14 hour shift and wouldn't be getting to my bed for another 12. So FUCK YOU, I'm having a drink.
That includes you, lady that gave me a fucked up look when I ordered a screwdriver on a predawn flight.
It is at the discretion of the airport staff and flight crew, they can bar you from a flight if you seem to be so intoxicated that you might be a disruptive liability.
Yeah, I think only if you're disruptive they stop you. Lots of planes themselves actually have alcohol for purchase, and once you're through the security line there are usually a bunch of bars and stuff at the terminals of lots of airports. Stopping somebody just because they've been drinking if they aren't causing any danger is kind of pointless.
That shit costs money, damn right I'm drinking as much of it as I can. Though, I think I probably would have just checked it into my luggage if I could for my destination. If you really need to drink before you get on a plane, there are bars at terminals. It just costs you more.
In the meantime, I'm having drink with the crazy lady.
Back when I flew regularly, at 730 AM I was probably coming off of a 12-14 hour shift and wouldn't be getting to my bed for another 12. So FUCK YOU, I'm having a drink.
That includes you, lady that gave me a fucked up look when I ordered a screwdriver on a predawn flight.