Nina Dobrev uses Conan as her Yoga Wall

Everyone would be upset, hey, at least he isn't an actor that in a scene has wild sex with a voluptuous russian woman

I would be that wife who's waiting for him with a wooden spoon in hand when he turns the light on.

I'm not saying it's Conans fault. He didn't know she was gonna touch his crotch, it's the woman's fault for asking him to be his yoga pole. Conan has to be professional and it would be hard to say no without coming off as a rude ass