Shiz is about to go down

And there is a very special place in help where this plays over and over out for eternity:

"I want to talk to your manager."
"I AM THE MANAGER!! MUAH, MUAH, MUAH!!!"
They are then beaten unconscious with a cash register and a swarm of demon employees.

>_>... pfffttt..... I'm trying so fucking hard not to laugh.