Dont talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich

Thank you.

Pb&J 2.0 anyone?

What if you filled the rest of the PB slice with jam and the jam slice with PB (spread to the desired thickness of course)?

Once upon a time (that's a lie literally every time I make me a samdwidge) I take the jam container and tip it the fuck over and reach in there with my bread and scoop a massive schlooper out and then I eat the damn thing right there and I take the next piece of bread and do the same thing to the jam again and that's why my mom stopped buying jam.

You could amend that by putting a layer of regular butter underneath and thinning the peanut butter and jelly layers. The edges wouldn't taste like dry bread and the center would be yummy and buttery.

jelly sandwich only. Not a fan of peanut butter.

The person eating it wouldn't be able to tell it was a heart either, right? Just that the sandwich sucked.

It's just a cute pic, I'm sure the individual who did this just as easily spread the jam and pb out before sticking the breads together. I'm naused out that someone (&apparently others as well) got so upset about this that they made a whole other psycho post about it, get a life. I will do the same and stop looking at the stupid shit you subhumans waste your existences on.