If life ever gives you lemons

Some times you have to get the sugar and water yourself.

If life gives you lemons, sell the surplus lemons so you can buy sugar and water. Remember, it's LEMONS, not lemon.

or just pelt someone with lemons. Nothing is as joyful as spreading misery.

"When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!" -Cave Johnson, Portal 2

Well, if you like raw lemon juice....

And soda water too

I love lemon juice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When life gives you lemons, scrub em on your face twice a day, slice em and put it in your water for infused water, two months and you'll get the healthiest glowing skin then shout to the world, "In your face bicheaasss."