Some truth about death

Wow, you learn new things everyday!

It's true, I have to take especially good care of my hair because it can no longer grow. But, I still look good! Yohohoho!

However, one will does not stop growing: Stupidity

What the… people actually believed that some of your parts kept growing after death? Your nervous system is dead, how could it get the impulse? Your heart doesn't pump blood, how could it get the energy? I suck at biology and even I know that stuff doesn't keep growing after death.

The one thing that does continue however is your endless hatred for the living

Hashtag things we learned in 3rd grade.