The perfect toilet doesn't exi

I don't see the toilet paper, and there's no way I'd use pages from the books.

When I open up a fresh new book, I don't want to smell the remains of last nights taco binge.

It's great and all, but once I get in there, I won't want to come out or I'll get so lost in a book that I'll just kind of forget how long I've been in the toilet for.

Bacteria everywhere

I also enjoy pooping in closets

Never run out of paper

When you accidentally knock a book into the toilet....

Toilet paper is in the bottom right corner next to the white step stool thing