Only a jerk won't let you drink in your own house

"You've had enough, Sharon. Now pet me "

He's not a jerk. He knows the alcohol makes you do things you regret and is protecting you. He's a good boye

If you have another drink you gonna text Jerry and he’s a loser

"You ate all my kibble last time you drank too much Jessica, out of my bowl no less, not again."

Dayummmmm, Sharon and Jessica getting thrown under the bus in this thread.

saving you from the wine calories