Dogs rank higher than you

Legit?

Nice.

It's true. I've seen e-7 dogs.

DOGS MUST BE MADE GENERAL OF ALL ARMYS PLZ

My dad's dog was a colonel before they retired. The handler was a family friend though as my dad is a CSM

Whos a good general? Whos a giod general????

TBH, I feel that it's a sad statement about humans, I mean, we have to rank something in order to make sure we don't illtreat it...