The hare doesn't stand a chance now

Sometimes, evolution can be accelerated

Haulin ass

Tortoise: "Where's that damn rabbit"
Owl: "He died years ago. but he had a LOT of sex"
Tortoise: "And so it begins"
Fast forward to 100 years later when the last rabbit is dying
Turtle: "I finally beat that bastard rabbit"

He was a skater turt
She said see you later turt