I play Grade 2 mayonnaise

And I thought my contrabass clarinet was ridiculous

And the horn of Helm Hammerhand shall shall sound in the deep once more!

Hey I wonder where I could buy - hahaha just kidding I can't even afford a paperclip from Tiffany's.

can Kenny G please play that Hyperbass Flute?

I admire the lungs of any who can play those instruments. Jeez.

I really want the piccolo trombone to produce a comparably tiny trombone sound