Turn your ashes into a vinyl record

I think anyway you phrase it would sound weird ahah, "Hey do you maybe...wanna be a record?"

But there's got to be a way it's not tho.

I guess, probably if it sounded super official and fancy it wouldn't sound weird.

And that's the version I want to hear but I can't come up with anything

"When the final track of your life finishes playing, how would you like to be remembered? Do you want to be buried and forgotten like a bad solo album? Or would you like to be encased for posterity like a big platinum record? Or maybe you hope to continue being heard, like a legendary musician that lives on forever. Well, if you hope to have your song play long after you’ve left the recording studio of life, there’s a way for that to happen–literally–by having your ashes pressed into a vinyl record"
Tada.

That's fucking genius. Thank you you get a 10/10 for that.

Now just imagine a really enthusiastic salesmen saying it while displaying a briefcase full of deceased people's bodies as records, that's what I see haha

That would be stight up amazing

What song would you have on your record? I reckon I'd have a few classics then some originals

Um took me a while of thinking but a lot of old school rock

Nice that'd be sweet

I would make people play it at my funeral

Ahah that's a great idea, I want my funeral to be happy. I hate all that dark and black stuff, they're allowed to cry but I like the idea of celebrating my life not mourning my death

Same, like I had fun in life don't make it sad when I leave

Exactly, I want people to dance and dress in colourful clothes and talk about their memories with me

Yeah celebrate the time we had and life with them not all sad and stuff, right

Hell yeah

Exactly