Depression jokes can only be made online

Bro...

Funny story-- a told a depression joke to my anatomy teacher and she sent me to the school counselor

Among peers in a learning environment is like one of the few irl places where depression jokes are understood.

Really? Cause teachers have asked me how I was doing before, and I legit said 'Dead inside'
They laughed.

When I was in college, my teacher asked us how we was, and I always responded with "I'm in college, so obviously depressed" and she just stared at me every time.

I work as a flight attendant and once said to my coworker I would prefer the plain to crash just so I wouldn’t have to keep working.
(I was very tired!)
She didn’t think it was funny.