Then they'll post it on FB and tag his friends

"Put the phone down and get the f*cking jaws of life."

My screen lighting was low so it lookes like a guy under covers in the corner of a room lol

Holy crap, that was a 4 door pickup truck. WAS being the operative word.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/01/19/i-84-crash-truck-driver-oregon/22007181/

The point where you realize being a couple minutes late isn't so bad compared to messing with the big boys.