Batman style

Of course she mad, you gotta lubricate it first! It hurts like hell if you just "slam in", it's way different from the day hole... unless if the recepient has a loose hole.

still better than the "Jim Gordon"
That's when you turn on the lights and have someone else do all your work for you."

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@barbaragordon

Wow. I just snorted REALLY fucking loud.

never used a flashlight, and never knew it had a name, can proudly say i've done "the batman" before