Like Bing?

"The cheese looks delicious on this trap...oh shit my neck I'm stuck."

Seriously though, if you're going to put out that you are trans (and especially so quickly), you shouldn't be so lazy. Explain what it means to you, that's what's relevant in the situation. Just saying "Google", not even a full sentence, is likely to lead to confusion and disinterest on the Googler's part. Might as well just tell them you're not interested in them and be done with it.