Today on things that never happened

6 years ago by rain89 · 1569 Likes · 27 comments · Popular

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deleted · 6 years ago · FIRST

I'ma call BS

morebacon · 6 years ago

B.S. called back and confirmed it didn't happen

mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago

Oh, so he can take random strangers calls but he's somehow ALWAYS busy when I do!

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mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago

I can confirm, I was the train

creativedragonbaby · 6 years ago

I can also confirm, I was the badge

dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago

I can also confirm, I was the door

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deleted · 6 years ago

I was starting to believe it and then I saw the clapping part.

pokethebear · 6 years ago

Wait, which one had the clap?

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guest · 6 years ago

I'll take shit that never happened for $500.

that_creepy_guy · 6 years ago

I've never understood the "I'll take (blank) for $500", 500 isn't even on the jeopardy board Lol

kolorblind · 6 years ago

It used to be

that_creepy_guy · 6 years ago

dear God, you're right

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anthracite · 6 years ago

One of the few hero stories that actually sounds plausible

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carne_asada · 6 years ago

The clapping is the giveaway that it never happened

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spotty669 · 6 years ago

then everyone clapped

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tennant_and_smith1 · 6 years ago

And then everyone comments “and then everyone claps”

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sirviantis · 6 years ago

Is it wierd that ever since I started playing a female PC in a play by post D&D game I stopped reading these?
I feel like it's affecting me somehow.

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raven · 6 years ago

And then the train clapped

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