Translation: My friend's boyfriend just called me, looking for her. I told him she was sleeping on my couch, drunk. I asked, "would you like me to wake her up?" He replied, "she's right here [with me], I was just proving to her that all of her friends are liars". I was still in character, however, and said, "well, who the f*ck is on my couch then?" [emoticon]
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