Eat bacon or you get sick

Because you need to eat meat AND vegetables, your body needs both. Don't play me with that vegan shit if you need 4 different nutrition Supplements.

Crazy right? Like- they spend most of your childhood trying to get you to take your nasty medicine and then get all mad if you become hooked on pills as an adult! They try to get you to take baths and swim, but tell them you plan to live underwater and they'll freak! They say "Get out of the house, go enjoy outside!" But they are all worried and stuff when you tell them you quit your job and are living homeless. They just don't make any sense.

Wow it’s almost like they want you to eat a balanced diet so you can be healthy! Damn parents

It's almost they want you to balance your fucking life