Trauma deserves recovery

Aids < Super Aids < Ebola

Just as dead as the other fellas

Not just mostly dead? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbE8E1ez97M

Only takes a teaspoon of water to drown. Nothing like passing out in a puddle and drowning yourself.

For practical intents you need about an inch or two of standing water of sufficient volume to drown, but yes. You can drown in an extremely small amount of water, and in theory under the right conditions a human could possibly drown by a teaspoon (though that may be convoluted.)

One can drown simply by having water in their lungs

True that. Depending on health, age, ability to expel etc the amount varies, but it doesn't take much- as @lucky11 said conceivably as little as a teaspoon.