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No basting sauce. It has a dry rub on it.

Ok but how many ribs in the package per kilogram

3/4 maybe? I kinda ate most of it in the checkout line

Ah well then you don't have enough, you'll need a whole pork rib in BBQ sauce to cover this

Ah shit, well...drat
What if I steal it?

No mam you can't steal that's illegal

What? sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me stealing

*pulls gun* mam you take another step and I'll have to shoot, now either pay in cash, beef or pork... we don't accept lamb

Dammit boy! I don't have por-
Hm. Do you accept human flesh?

... im listening, how much in weight?

50kg....55 if you want the head

I'll take it now run and never speak of this again, you may keep the head if you like

That took an interesting turn.

Roger that *sprints away*