Roommate Just Asked “What’s So Funny”

Dear Kate (last one): You totally deserve it.

I hope you’re not an English teacher, hahaha, my god, I’m still talking to a mannequin.

A friend of my nan's (in her 80s) once called when she was staying over at my place. Nan wasn't in so I had a brief and polite "Oh, I'll tell her you called, have a great day!" and she says "Send my regards to your grandparents", and I instantly reply "You too"

I texted my recruiter “hurry up I have to shit”. Thought I sent it to my sister