I know for sure it was him

I'll call it the 6-minute-late-inator!
but to save time, I'll call it the late-inator!!!!

I honestly thought it was my oven playing up untill it came on the news. I always used the oven to see what time it was untill I started running late ervery once in a while

If everyone is late, then no one is

And when everyone's late...
*evil chuckle*
No one will be.

But if everyone is late no one is late.