meet mr. jumpscare #1 :3

Ooh, olives
I like olives

Do you like breadsticks?

I'll eat anything, I'm not fussy

Great!
*Takes off my pants*

*sigh*
Here we go again...

What, you're not interested in olive garden and harden?

Breadstick and dick is not what I had in mind

Well if thats what you'd prefer
*puts it away, washes my hands and goes back to the table*

So, when do I get olives?

When our order gets here

Tell them to hurry up, it's been 37 minutes

*pulls out a knife as the waiter comes out with our food right this second*
Here ya go

Perfect
It's olive time

*eats breadsticks*