What's with all these bait content?

meh, easy

What about TV?

I WOULD GET SO MUCH WRITING DONE YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW MAN

I would live in solitary confinement in prison for 3 years for 10 million.

I didn't see the "live with lover" part so I was thinking I'd better at least have porn mags delivered by fucking hang-glider mail or some shit because damn if I wouldn't get bored looking at my hand for three years.

nyha heh heh. The actual laugh noise I just made. nhh is the new lol