I will do it! I will take the ring to mordor!

6 years ago by whyeventry · 1183 Likes · 13 comments · Popular

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ajhedges · 6 years ago · FIRST

I’d bring David Hasselhoff so I can ride on his back while he zooms through the water back to my home

whyeventry · 6 years ago

I'll ride his back to bikini bottom if you catch my drift

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deleted · 6 years ago

I feel like Trump is smart enough to know how to build a raft.

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guest · 6 years ago

I think you vastly over estimate him.

deleted · 6 years ago

It's not difficult. Hell, if I can do it he can do it.

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bethorien · 6 years ago

Even if he's not smart enough the US government services would be putting soooo much money and manpower into finding him you'd be saved in no time.

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deleted · 6 years ago

Just a stupid answer to the original question all around.

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deleted · 6 years ago

I would take Neil deGrasse Tyson with me.
If he can talk science all day long, he can build us a fucking raft.

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norwegiangirl · 6 years ago

Can confirm that that is what it says. He is also asked what he would do if he got 5 million kroners (700 000 uds maybe) and says he’d buy a farm.

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garlog · 6 years ago

Do you really want President Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence?

bethorien · 6 years ago

Take'em both. And make sure the island is never found ever

deleted · 6 years ago

That's a bit worrying.

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famousone · 6 years ago

Of course socialists who are against individualism and confrontation are against him.

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