You can’t read this without saying it out loud

I think all I's would be more scottish.

Lyts dy thy wyrst thyng ymygynybly.
Ryplycy yll vyylys wyth Y.

Lyts nyt dy thyt

Tyy lyty. Yt's dyny, ynd thy wyrld ys wyypyng.

Nyyyyyyyyyyy

Thy FytnyssGrym Pycyr Tyst ys y myltystyge yyrybyc cypycyty tyst thyt prygryssyvyly gyts myry dyffycylt ys yt cyntynyys. Thy 20 mytyr pycyr tyst wyll bygyn yn 30 sycynds. Lyny yp yt thy styrt. Thy rynnyng spyyd styrts slywly, byt gyts fystyr yych mynyty yftyr yyy hyyr thys sygnyl. [byyp] Y syngly lyp shyyld by cymplytyd yych tymy yyy hyyr thys syynd. [dyng] Rymymbyr ty ryn yn y stryyght lyny, ynd ryn ys lyng ys pyssybly. Thy sycynd tymy yyy fyyl ty cymplyty y lyp byfyry thy syynd, yyyr tyst ys yvyr. Thy tyst wyll bygyn yn thy wyrd styrt. Yn yyyr myrk, gyt ryydy, styrt.

Yyyyf

The FitnessGram? Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic exercise that that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. Thy running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound [Ding (sp my nig... DYING) XD] Remember to run on a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you feel to complete a lap before the second, you test as ever (better? idk). The test wil begin as the word (s) start. On your mark, get ready, go (On your mark, get set, go!).
Edit: cleaned up ding and my nigx2 to my nig... DYING) XD
Edit 2: forgot the y could be an e, correctect the (sp)

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