13 Hilarious Airline Safety Cards That You Shouldn't Follow

I'm gonna remember these and not the actual way not to die if my plane crashes

Best thing my 2nd oldest brother ever heard on an airplane was from a flight attendant giving the instructions. They guy noticed no one was paying attention so he says "And if all else fails just place your head between your knees and kiss your butt good bye."

As a person working in aviation, this totally made my day!

Dance the flames away doesn't just have to be for planes!

Genuinely hilarious. 13/13.

there was one more of these, which said "breast fondling is prohibited"

Fuck I showed these to two colleagues and they DO NOT know the concept of memes, nor did they understand what was goind on. One saw the 2nd pic and asked "why are you telling me not to do that?". They think I'm weird and retarded.