Wife: *drinks and smokes*
Me: you're gonna make the baby retarded
Wife: shut the fuck up
*30 years later*
Child: *hasn't left house, doesn't work, identifies as a trigender soaring phoenix fox, and is only in the cringiest of fandoms*
Me: what did I say
I had a friend who, while pregnant, had a sucker in her mouth and some Dumbass yanked it out saying she " shouldn't be smoking while pregnant because it's bad for the baby " and then left WITH THE SUCKER IN HER HAND STILL. Idk if she noticed it wasn't a cigarette despite it being way smaller than one.
Me: you're gonna make the baby retarded
Wife: shut the fuck up
*30 years later*
Child: *hasn't left house, doesn't work, identifies as a trigender soaring phoenix fox, and is only in the cringiest of fandoms*
Me: what did I say