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Yup

You don't need to throw it all in like that. Life is the longest thing you'll do.

Might want to back down the intensity there.

I was that bitch that said “yeah, you don’t need to call me again” after the first date.
I just didn’t want to waste anyone’s time.

I get annoyed when 18-22 year olds say this. Boy if you don't get out there and make some mistakes...!