Just what I need, someone able to see me while I take a dump

Please tell us

I'm interested

Well he had to shit so he went down to McDonald's. He went into the bathroom, pulled his pants down, and instantly shit everywhere. In the toilet, on the toilet, on the walls, on the floor, it was everywhere. Noticing that there's only 5 or 6 pieces of toilet paper, he wiped as best he could and left. Just as he was leaving to go to a gas station down the road to go to the bathroom, a guy came up to him. Dirk said "Hey just to let you know, someone shit everywhere in the stall." And then he left.

Omg lol