BRING IT ON YOU BUCK TOOTHED BITCH AND FIGHT ME TO THE DEATH IN THE ASHES OF YOUR FALLEN DORITOS. THEY SHALL WATCH IN HORROR AS I RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB WHILE CRUSHING THEIR BROTHERS AND SISTERS BENEATH MY FEET.
YOUR RAGE IS INFINITELY SMALL NEXT TO MINE IF YOU THINK THAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU CAN INFLICT UPON A COOL-RANCH LOVER. PREPARE TO BE DIPPED INTO THE HOT, FLAMING ACID THAT IS UNFINISHED DORITO DOUGH, ASSHOLE
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THE RIVERS SHALL FLOW ORANGE WITH THE NACHO CHEESE DUST I WILL USE TO SMOTHER YOU.
AND THE SKY SHALL BURN AS WHITE AS THE COVERINGS OF MY FALLEN DORITO COMRADES WHILE I USE THEIR DELICIOUS EDGES TO SLIT YOUR NACHO CHEESE-LOVING THROAT
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I HAVE 2 ARMIES ON MY SIDE, MY FRIEND. SPICY NACHO CHEESE DUST WILL SEAR YOUR LUNGS AS IT'S LESS INTENSE BROTHER RIPS YOUR HEART OUT.
I had a friend who worked at a morgue. She said cool ranch doritos smelled exactly like the dust created when you saw open a human skull.
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that's what she said
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